Hey. You. Guy with an agenda. I realize you think you know what you’re talking about, but you just don’t. You so very much don’t. You are actually a moron. And worse than that, you’re a lazy moron, because from what I can tell, you just repeat things that you read or hear in the … Continue reading »
Getting Old Sucks After 21
Why bother having birthdays after 21? You can do everything then, so there’s no point. And the older you get, the more dissociated you are from that which is cool, usually. the younger people come in and tell you what is cool, and that you are not anymore, unless you stay current. Even if you … Continue reading »
Merry Fucking Christmas
That used to be what we’d say to each other in the restaurant or retail industry. It meant ‘sure, merry Christmas, but fuck this working bullshit.’ Is the stress getting to you too? It’s fucking MADNESS out there, and in my head. My stress levels are through the roof. This is supposed to be a … Continue reading »
Hot Blonde Has Accident – Other People Die, But No One Cares
I’ll make this quick – a hot blonde walked into the propeller of a plane and lost her hand, her eye and possibly has brain damage. Sure, lots of other people died or got maimed or hurt or tortured or beaten, but they aren’t hot or blonde, so who gives a crap about them, right? … Continue reading »
Hey, Guy Who Cut Me Off
You’re an asshole. I wasn’t aware it was possible to drive a motor vehicle with your head completely up your ass, but hey, you gave it a shot. Can you actually read a book up there too? What, you have a solar light up in your anus and a panel on your stupid hat? Anyway, … Continue reading »
What is the Worst Black Friday?
Many people are concerned with the day after Thanksgiving, calling it commercial and crass, and saying it takes away from the holiday spirit and corrupts the meaning of Christmas. These phantom people I’ve conjured up as background for my post say that it’s a shame everyone is worried about buying shit and no one is … Continue reading »
Stars Wear Same Clothes Out In Public
Today, several stars wore the same things out in public, such as underwear, socks, pants, dresses, skirts and shoes. They also ate the same foods, drank the same drinks, and drove the same petroleum- or electricity-driven vehicles. They all pooped, peed and perspired in the same rooms! How can this be happening! Personally, I think … Continue reading »
Get To Work, Slacker!
A guy from Target recently started a petition to move Target’s hours back into Black Friday so he could spend time with his family. He is a huge whiner. First of all, he can read a calendar, right? He knows Thanksgiving happens every year, and retail does a booming business on Black Friday. Why didn’t … Continue reading »
This Stuff Really Works
Whenever I get depressed, or Freshly Depressed, I take the edge off with some high-quality distilled essence of Not Giving A Fuck.
The Real Story
Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose–me or your life Boy: my life The girl runs away in shock … Continue reading »
